Sunday, March 23, 2008

How to get YOurself A Cool Haircut

Begin with looking for pictures of nice hairdos in magazines or any brochure. Those with spiky streaks or out-of-bed looks may be a good choice for rugged men. (For those of the other gender, they may look for complex styles with complicated braids and knots, but that is another article which I will soon make). This procedure may take a long time, especially if the person has no idea about the look they want. Once the choosing is over, gather your haircutting paraphernalia:
                                          a large cloth,
                              scissors,
          a squirt bottle,                             a comb,
a razor,                                        &                                         
                                                          a soft brush,
                     then sit in front of the mirror.

Stare at your hair.
Breathe in, breathe out. Then look at your angles and see how the hair should be cut. Look at the copy one more time. You may get frustrated at the beginning, but place in the very                                                       middle                                                                                                     of your mind that you CAN do this. Place the cloth over your clothes to protect them from fallen hair. Grab the scissors and get rid of the frizzy strands and split ends. Comb it to the proper direction and cut away the excess. Remember to review the copy before cutting a clump off. Keep snipping and snapping until the hair looks almost like the copy. And here comes the fun part. Take the squirt bottle (if you have a squirt bottle. If you don’t have a squirt bottle, you may pathetically soak your hair in a basin of water) and spray water on your hair until no area is left dry. This process makes cutting easier and makes the hair more manageable. Now that the hair is moist, form it in the desired look and snip off other excess.

      After the cutting, take the razor and CAREFULLY shave off the unwanted facial hair. Remember that the razor is a very sharp object so I will remind you again to use it with GREAT CARE.

           When you’re finished, brush off the cut hair that fell on the shoulders and on the face. Take the                                       
hair gel or
                        wax or
                                               
 mousse or
               spray or                                      any styling thing
  you have and s p r e a d it on your hair. Make sure that the hair is covered with whichever of the styling materials you have from root to tip, and make sure that you gave EQUAL distribution to the areas. Style it up until you’re contented.

                     Breathe in, breathe out. Look at yourself in the mirror and look at the copy. It may not look exactly the same, or it may not look anything like the hair in the copy at all. Results may vary.
At this point, people who try to cut their own hair get frustrated again like they did before they started cutting. I myself have not tried cutting my own hair, but I have a solution for the problem, a solution which should have been in the first paragraph. It is to go to a barber shop or a salon and get your hair fixed.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

The LAst Day of This Schoolyear

It's the LAST
dAY of
SCHOOL!
BUT as it turns out, today is not the last day of school. Stupid Filipino Class!
We still have to make a defense on our STUPID research on Monday. [sigh]

Today almost sucked. If not for my "friends".
You know why it ALMOST SUCKED? Because of biochemistry.


We had our finals and the test was ROCK HARD.

Our teacher in this class, so does not do well in teaching. She lectures in such a boring way with a very tiny voice with the loudness only ants can hear. I used to think she was nice. I thought of all the teachers she would understand US. Why would she give that kind of test?
And here's the tough part....NO
CHEATING [waaahahahaaah!!!]


I
HATE
HER!

Because of her I think I'm going to fail her class. [huhu] And because of her failing me, I'll be repeating the subject this SUMMER!!!

Fortunately I got over it. And besides, I just found out that I got a flat ONE in Our English PROJECT.

I have already decioded to enjoy this summer no matter what. HEHEHE

"nemo me impune lacessit"

[: )]